Don't You Know How To Knock Phlegm-wad Unisex Tee

"Don't you know how to knock, phlegm-wad?" Buzz was always so artful in his delivery of famous phrases to his little brother Kevin. It's doozies like this quote that make the perfect matching Christmas shirts for family.

This classic quote from everyone's favorite Christmas movies, the Home Alone Christmas movie series from the 90s, is sure to turn heads and be a favorite this holiday! With over 70 different Home Alone movie quotes to choose from, these matching family Christmas shirts are the perfect Christmas day outfits to pair with cozy buffalo plaid pajama pants for your annual holiday family photo!

These Unisex tees run slightly bigger than typical women's shirts and a little smaller than typical men's shirts. 

All Zoe Creative Co tees are Unisex sizing. Please see our size charts before ordering.

*Color Note: Not every color shown on color chart is available for every item. Refer to options on the item page for availability.

Professionally printed in small batches by hand in Pennsylvania.

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